(Source: runninroundthelobby)
lol, my genital just got hard.
The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.
go home
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies)
In case you didn’t know, there has been a slight geographical change in Europe.
FINLAND IS NO LONGER A NEIGHBOUR OF SWEDEN AND NORWAY
(Source: w-obsesses)
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
she doesnt even know it yet…
*jaws theme grows louder and louder in the distance*
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
“Dear neighbours
I have begun to drink
and I apologize all disturbance caused by it.
However I try to quit
already in few weeks
Until then mind your own business
I’m drinking Booze now.”
“Me too!
Shall we drink together?”This is how things work out in Finland
